2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
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Camper 1 "tonights evening activity is nancy tucker!"
Camper 2 "no way! let me get my nancy shirt"
Camper 3 "im gonna bring a sharpie so she can sign my golden goose"
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Camper 3 "im gonna bring a sharpie so she can sign my golden goose"
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Get the Downstairs Nancy mug.The Nandem is a collective of individuals who strive to source out dodgy pills and 25i tabs to create a safe enviroment to have the average twist up. While some members snort ketemine off a dutty bench which is located in the place known as skanky valli other members might sit back with a spliff or 6 and chat utter sheet to each other.
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Ross: I have a nandino as well, it is nothing to be ashamed about.
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by tau533f December 28, 2010
Get the nandino mug.Nancy was English slang for 'buttocks' in the 1800s, but by the turn of the century the description changed to "face of an effeminate (Nancy) or gay man". Variations include nancy boy and nance. So the phrase is used when someone looks like a spanked bum, all red and embarassed.
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