Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE
by DandyVandy September 28, 2011
Get the MYSTERY WHOREmug. by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009
Get the mystery fruitmug. Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!
by Mystery mam March 8, 2018
Get the Solve a mysterymug. Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
by ObWan July 29, 2010
Get the mystery-muffmug. When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
Get the mystery showermug. by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016
Get the mystery timemug. Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?
by Knight2403 September 23, 2022
Get the Mysterious Maxxingmug.