steph curry my ass 

An internet meme where "Wheelz" from a Filthy Frank video blocks a shot where Frank previously says, "Steph Curry." Wheelz procedes to say, "Get that weak shit outta here. Steph Curry my ass."

Joe: Steph Curry with tha shot!
Wheelz: *blocks shot*
Wheelz: Steph Curry my ass!

steph curry my ass by Duck Souls July 4, 2017

too fast, my ass 

The slogan of L.A. band Dark Angel, whose album Darkness Descends was the pinnacle of 80s thrash (Dave Lombardo doesn't have shit on Gene Hoglan's drumming). Unarguably the most badass slogan in metal history, and very fitting, as few other bands have hit 286 bpm in a song, or kept up at 200bpm for over 8 minutes.

Some thrash bands' music is too fast. Dark Angel's is 'too fast, my ass.'

too fast, my ass by Red the Ghost June 29, 2010

bite my ass 

A term meaning extreme contempt toward the person it is told to.

"You can just bite my ass,motherfucker"

bite my ass by Geek Hillbilly March 2, 2016

suck my ass 

insult, "suck my ass" means for the insultee to suck the insulter's ass. rock on.

"suck my ass jake,"
the fierce insult forces jake to cry like a girl

suck my ass by jmack5646 August 7, 2006

laugh my ass off 

Laugh my ass off Something so funny, it will make you laugh so hard your ass falls off.

That shit is so funny, I laugh my ass off!

laugh my ass off by 1st Squirt May 5, 2018

eat my ass and balls 

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

eat my ass and balls by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

pissing out of my ass 

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss

Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

pissing out of my ass by psiscott April 26, 2006