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mistresspiece

similar to masterpiece, only sooo much better because its been made by women!!!

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A fictional cake company set up by me and Katie
"omg that picture's so amazing!!"
"yeah... you could even call it a mistresspiece"

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"Mistresspiece have so far made one cake... involving freddo being mysteriously assassinated in a sweet shop. Currently carries health warnings due to excess sugar."
by FairyQueen November 24, 2006
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mistress christmas

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend
this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.
by billy smallz December 21, 2009
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Mistressish

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!
Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie
by BernMan April 29, 2010
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Mistress

A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife
Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.

Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday

Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me
by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021
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Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.
I like mastrubating to porn.
by fuckingadults September 23, 2021
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mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials
He mastrubate as hardcore
by barfdidr March 3, 2014
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Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.
"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."
by FzlDzl February 1, 2009
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