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Rug Muncher

There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
by Croatalin November 30, 2013
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Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.
'look at that muff muncher!!!'
by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006
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Muncher

(N): One who munches, or is in the process of munching
That man is a muncher. Dude he is eating all the fucking chips. Kick that asshole out!
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mutherfucker

Cap the mutherfucker.
by Frank Booth March 19, 2007
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carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females
by Anonymous July 5, 2002
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brownie muncher

Someone who enjoys to eat weed brownies

Someone who is fat and overweight
Damn Jack C. is fat he is a brownie muncher
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mayo muncher

a term to describe a white person
Shut up timothy you fuckin mayo muncher
by x.attackdog April 12, 2021
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