carpet muncher

A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.

He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.

carpet muncher by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Rug Muncher 

Offensive slang name for a lesbian

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason

Rug Muncher by The Names Luna June 7, 2018

The Cock Muncher 

The nickname of NBA player Dejounte Murray. After Dejounte Murray broke the record for most social media post about one player, his nickname became The Cock Muncher.

Guys look it's Dejounte Murray also know as The Cock Muncher.

The Cock Muncher by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022

Fuck munchies 

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

Fuck munchies by Birdcage June 10, 2008

bagel muncher 

Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

bagel muncher by Mo Dees August 4, 2007

Turd Muncher 

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

Turd Muncher by Breezie's September 21, 2005

blind munchies 

the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight

smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!

blind munchies by A wood December 25, 2008