matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

Mattsims

Anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . Sexual deviant. Rides bike everywhere to look for drugs.

Dang! Did you see Amber with that meth head?

Ya. Hes a mattsims. They deserve eachother.

by Fancyface70 July 26, 2017

Mott's Applesauce

Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.

Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"

by pizzahut_somalia February 7, 2018

motta tons

a new way to measure fat people. if they exceed the age expectations then 50 kg makes 7 mt. Make them feel like dickheads. Haha lol motta tons will soon be the new way to measure weights for everbody. you cant measure a skinny person in this unit of measure.

Dave weighs 7 motta tons

by aminahbibi925 March 31, 2019

mothsies

A person on tiktok who is cool and also they really like the character Ryoma from danganronpa 2 goodbye despair. Also they are gay.

Mothsies is Byakuya Togami

by Xila March 17, 2021

mittskiiluuvr

The best mutual in the world

mittskiiluuvr just posted a new video!

by Eddie Lopiano May 20, 2022

Poop Mitts

one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.

Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.

by ghettobootybuttslut September 23, 2009