moisty

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

by breivegan August 12, 2003

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

moisty

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

moist children

what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children

what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet

by watoot August 22, 2017

moisty

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

by Bruno November 9, 2004

moistilicious

moistilicious defines something that is both moist AND delicious

That carrot cake is Moistilicious !!!

by Kiwi 39 March 2, 2009