Morrison Move

An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.

1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face

3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence

5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door

7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency

She was feral and pulled a total Morrison Move on the agency.

by Damaged Marketing Execuitve December 7, 2018

Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020

morisons

Asda is somehow better

Omg morisons is so overpriced

by Maswor2066 September 8, 2020

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Morrison

To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth

"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.

by Olio bandito November 28, 2021

morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.

The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.

by Anonald May 14, 2022

Mortishness

Being so shocked and surprised that you stop everything you were doing. Often involves the puckering of the face as well.

What Anish said was so retarded that a feeling of mortishness washed over me. i couldn't continue reading my book, I had to acknowledge the stupidity of his statement, Y'know?

by TK448 June 1, 2022