Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.

Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.

by cobcob September 26, 2012

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.

Mortar?! I hardly know her

by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023

Mort

The name of a powerful creature that lives in basements

AAAAAA FUCK IT'S MORT

by Liplarnap January 23, 2023

Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023

Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese

Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here

by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023

geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot

Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!

by loncapa January 30, 2024