mort

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Mort

A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.

Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.

by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017

Mort

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.

Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.

by JD4455 December 22, 2021

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022