Mort

The name of a powerful creature that lives in basements

AAAAAA FUCK IT'S MORT

by Liplarnap January 23, 2023

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.

I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.

by Anna wise January 29, 2022

Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing

Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.

by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023

mort

a fine ass instagram groupchat

-Hey, check what I sent on mort.
-Yo bro this shit is bussin!

by mortlover18 January 6, 2022

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021