dumbass mort

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.

He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em

by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005

J-mort

a "J-mort" is someone who has very little knowledge with electronics. Ussally focuses mainly on farming and agriculture. Only found in merica

My dad is a real J-mort when it comes to texting.

by A1ive April 22, 2011

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

by M45H December 22, 2018

geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot

Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!

by loncapa January 30, 2024

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025

La mort

Phrase exclamative, qui exprime le fait de ne pas avoir envie d’effectuer une tâche . Souvent utilisé en réponse à une requête ou une proposition de la part d’un tiers .

Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .

“ ça te dit si on va au ciné demain ? “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “

by Fish—pancake April 19, 2025