Petit Mort 

A small death.

As he injected he felt the familiar petit mort of the drug in his system.

Petit Mort by Hector July 16, 2003

dumbass mort 

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.

He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em

dumbass mort by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005

J-mort

a "J-mort" is someone who has very little knowledge with electronics. Ussally focuses mainly on farming and agriculture. Only found in merica

My dad is a real J-mort when it comes to texting.

J-mort by A1ive April 22, 2011

Jonny Mort

The ruler of the motherfucking kinder gems and has a true passion for the queen (cherokee).

Jonny Mort will rule da' world!

Jonny Mort by M45H December 22, 2018

geed mort 

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot

Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!

geed mort by loncapa January 30, 2024

Matt mort 

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

Matt mort by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Bazz mort 

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

Bazz mort by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025