apple pie a la mope

When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.

Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Moped

A guy with not much horsepower or stamina, who is only fun to be around when your friends don't see you with him.

Rebecca calls Zack the Zoped because he is such a Moped; she only ever associated with him in 8th grade because she couldn't get anyone better.

by Sloan Petersen May 30, 2023