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Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt May 6, 2018
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Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.
Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..
by Kberg_King February 1, 2019
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David.c.Moore

David.c.moore is a high class level primate that originated from the southern parts of Africa. The word David, means sexy beast in some parts of Kenya. David is the lover to two men with the names, Murphy howard and kalan acutt. David can also go by the name "starvin Marvin". No matter what the problem is, David is a beautiful specimen that everyone loves
David.c.Moore, you are looking super pretty today
by We love David September 22, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dole Sellis Mote: The Eternal Interpersonal Communication 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Dr. Moore

A manlet that is incapable of being a patriarchy or an alpha male. May use “intelligence” to overcompensate for his manlet size.

(Also see: punk ass bitch)
God, your being such a Dr. Moore right now, you 5’5 Annoying, Manipulative, Overcompensating, sack of Kids meal sized shit. By the way, here’s your booster seat.
by thenameiszissou July 13, 2022
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If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."
by asdahetha December 22, 2022
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