“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”
by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021
Get the The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellencemug. Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”
by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025
Get the Montgomery Biscuitmug. by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019
Get the montgomery steamrollermug. April Montgomery is a fictional character from the story The Shaw Brothers in the Episode app. Many people would call her a fruit because her love interest, Christopher Shaw, calls her apricot. However, by some people, she would be acknowledged as a crybaby. April is girl who’s very emotional and she cries every chapter of The Shaw Brothers. She even gave up Yale University for Christopher, and said he’s his whole world. All she wanted was some dick. She’s a very small girl who can’t reach the pedals while driving, so she may be a hazard to the people in traffic. She’s also very stupid, but can sometimes be very sweet.
by wh0re for shaw May 18, 2021
Get the April Montgomerymug. by Brauumi November 18, 2019
Get the Montgomery Hugmug. married to Aria Montgomery. April is a badass bitch and can only tolerate aria. if anyone tries to swing her way she will reject because aria is the love of her life <3
by aria montgomery asf August 22, 2020
Get the april montgomerymug. The sexual act of having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle and not removing the tampon first which requires her afterwards to squat down and push out the tampon with a cough causing it to fire out a massive discharge of cotton, blood, and cum.
Steve and Sally were so drunk the other night they forgot to take her tampon out first so he wound up giving her the ol' Montgomery Muzzleloader.
by Mr.X- April 27, 2024
Get the Montgomery Muzzleloadermug.