How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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Get the BLACK MOMBA mug.gettin a slap from your mother, whose usually black with junk in the trunk. Happens when you misbehave or say something that you think is fine but yo mamma don't like.
Mark:Did you see what Lebron James told his momma to do?!
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?
James:Yea "syad!!"
Mark: How'd he not get a momma slap for that one?
by spncrm August 1, 2008
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by Benny Holme$ May 11, 2009
Get the Momma-dance mug.Momarazzi: noun; maternal photographers, usually novices, but always with good intentions, who aggressively pursue their children's every move at various sporting and life events, (ie. graduations, etc) for the purpose of taking a multitude of embarrassing photographs, and often shove other Momarazzi to jockey for the best photo spot.
I couldn't get a good picture of my son at his graduation because of the swarm of Momarazzi blocking me and pushing me out of the way to snap pictures of their own kids.
Mom, please take it easy with your camera at my football game today. You're embarrassing me because you're one of the Momarazzi who follow my every move.
Mom, please take it easy with your camera at my football game today. You're embarrassing me because you're one of the Momarazzi who follow my every move.
by ThreeRingCircusLeader October 8, 2012
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Get the momaw mug.MOMMANEM (-maw-muh-nem) noun.
When referring to your mom and her group of friends or family members, being to lazy to name names. Usually used in the southern parts of the states. (But can be heard just about anywhere)
When referring to your mom and her group of friends or family members, being to lazy to name names. Usually used in the southern parts of the states. (But can be heard just about anywhere)
by Kustomkhaos November 29, 2020
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