Molesty

To appear as though you might molesty someone.
Someone who is molesty may, or may not, have a molestache.

"Man that guy is super molesty; he's been watching those kids play on those swings for like 20 minutes!" OR
"Check out that molesty guy in the white van!"

by Lize87 July 31, 2007

molestibien

Having sex while on Ambien and not remembering it until the other person tells you.

You totally molestibiend me last night. I don't remember you fucking me from behind.

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpie November 7, 2010

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

moletthew

a Man named Matthew who enjoys a fat mole over sex.

damn moletthew.

by mr moleman November 20, 2017

molestaraphobia

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

by Ya....no September 8, 2020

molesterer

One who molesters

HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 26, 2021

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016