by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020
When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual
by John Sketch March 14, 2019
An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.
by TacoConsumer February 06, 2018
by Philatron73 October 03, 2018
Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.
by Da ballyball team March 22, 2017
Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006