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Mogwarts

The university of mog which specializes its courses in various forms of looksmaxing and mewing. For entertainment the students are allowed to watch skibidi Fortnite so they can remain sigma’s of Ohio.
That gyatt definitely edged the dean of Mogwarts!!
by Flanpancakeeater May 10, 2024
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Mogwarts

Mogwarts is the academy of looks maxxing. People (mainly young men) are accepted if the head master (k.shami) believes you have psl god potential. The teachers: Jordan Barrett, Chico lachowski and sean o'pry will teach the students the ultimate looksmaxxing techniques, like mewing and edgemaxxing.
Person 1: Bro I just accepted into mogwarts!

Person 2: no way your gonna mog everyone

(2 years later)

Person 1: Im back from my mogwarts trip
*icewhore starts playing*
Person 2: yo chico, im goonmaxxing right now.
Person 1: I mog you, incel, ropemaxx imedietly.
by chicomogger May 15, 2024
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Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024
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Mozarting

When you nut, fine shyt shits on your penis. You then paint a mural of said shyt, on the wall using her shit and your dick.
What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”
by Wanehandle281_ November 28, 2024
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To Mozart

To love someone at the maximum level possibile. I mozart you!
To Mozart like a verb. I mozart you! We Mozart your music!
by Willy from the Bronx June 19, 2017
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dirty mozart

While your girlfriend is saucin up the piano mad hard then you cum in her ass, then she "acciedntly" shits all over the piano👉🏿👌🏻
I pulled out my willy and stuffed her ass, then she stood on the piano, popped a squat, and now the instructor is curious if she got hit with a dirty mozart
by Dirty moz April 19, 2018
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His name is Mozart.

his name is mozart as you see
Bloodlust:Look! Its him!

Christopher:What's his name?

Bloodlust:His name is Mozart.
by blue1178real March 18, 2023
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