Trinity Mock Trial Disease

A literal epidemic that overtook Southern California in the late winter/early spring of 2010-2011. The epidemic was extremely contagious and is suspected to have come from the head coach of the Trinity Mock Trial Team when she returned from Europe with symptoms of sickness. The epidemic escalated and infected hundreds of people within Southern California and is still occurring to this day. Symptoms include: Headaches, chills, throat swelling, sinus infection, & coughing.
I have gotten Trinity Mock Trial Disease.
by dblais February 17, 2011
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mock rape

ski is gay.
by Anonymous September 07, 2003
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Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.
Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"
by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 16, 2009
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top over the pop mock yofo

to top something you recently did with something even better, thus giving people something to look forward to.
Are you going to top over the pop mock yofo your gig next year and give an even greater concert?
by HyggeligKar December 22, 2007
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One may use the phrase “You think you’re a big man for mocking me?” to ask if another thinks that they are a "big man" because they are teasing (“mocking”) you. This phrase may be used as an exclamation or/and to ask another’s intent.
Once the student had stopped teasing her, the teacher asked the student, ”You think you’re a big man for mocking me?”
by MasterBenedict October 22, 2019
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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 07, 2024
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mock speed

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord
Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.
by jornumunroj April 27, 2023
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