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Power Morning Fart

The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
by Berrett February 25, 2008
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Morning Mouth

When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad
ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.
by ELEAZAR! and carlos December 27, 2008
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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Johnny Morning

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.
Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"
by Vagos June 19, 2013
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As Sure As Sunday Morning

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning
by eliminat0r October 28, 2010
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Morning Lip

Waking up in the morning to have a milky residue on your lips. You can see this by rubbing your lips with a shirt sleeve first thing in the morning.
I went to wipe drool off my lips and got pissed because morning lip smeared on my sleeve.
by Infinite360 December 20, 2009
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