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Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻
I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary
by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023
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Missionary Syndrome

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.
That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!
by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018
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Power-Missionary

When a more personally dominant sexual partner, that enjoys being in submissive positions, is overtaken by sexual fervor that they dictate the rhythm of sexual activities from the bottom missionary position.
She was built to fuck and carry babies. I was on top ging her the pipe when all of a sudden she went power-missionary and dictated the motion of the ocean.
by Geeshiv May 13, 2023
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Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.
Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤
by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023
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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023
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online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you
Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.
person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."
by jo_z June 2, 2015
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