milk

The favorite drink of white people. It most commonly is the beverage of choice with their every meal, even when it doesn't seem as it should be. Many black people are puzzled and disgusted by this obsession. Their abuse of milk could serve as a great indicator to why whites emit a similar odor when stressed.

Me: Hey wanna get breakfast tomorrow morning?
Billy: No way! I had so much to eat for dinner, there's no way I'll be hungry in the morning.
Me: Really? What'd you have?
Billy: Oh man, I had pizza, steak, baked potatoes..
Me: Wow.
Billy: ..and a HUGE glass of milk.
Me: Wow!
Billy: I know right? SO good.
Me:(mumble)That's so fucking gross.

by cynth12 November 20, 2008

The Milk

The Milk is an entity that made out with your dad. Thats why he never came back lol.

My name is The Milk

by May 15, 2022

Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

Water, but different

Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.

by The real milkman January 14, 2020

Milk

The thing your dad never brought back

my dad went to go get the milk

by Amiday November 11, 2021

milk

milk

milk

by justadumbguy November 22, 2021

Milk

The thing your dad left to get...

and never cam back

friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!

by Joe mama your mama so mama June 18, 2022