milkman

A newspaper girl that was mistaken for a milkman by the stupidly rich marie antoinette. She lives on the third floor of marie antoinette's mansion, because it has the best view. marie antoinette is in love with the milkman and wants to marry him/her, even though that would technically make them lesbians, but it never happens anyway. The milkman, in actuality, is just a creeped out newspaper girl, but in marie antoinette's eyes, she's a handsome milkman delivering delicious, cold milk.

It was so awkward. I felt like a milkman.

It was so milkman, nothing made sense at all!!

I'm sooo going to fail this test... I'm such a milkman in this class.

by the newspaper girl-milkman July 6, 2008

Milkman

milkmen go way back to when milk was delivered to peoples doorsteps. Milkmen are very dedicated to delivering milk, which explains why milk was always delivered to doorstep in under five minutes!!!

Dan: my mom works for Cleanlyness Milk Company.. and when i grow up im going to be a milk person and work for Cleanlyness Milk Company too!

Sarah:wow! neat i wanna be a milkman with you!

by julie May 13, 2005

Milkman

someone who leaves cream up the back passage

boy that joff stock is a milkman

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

dubious milkman

a pimp, good with the ladies

Charlie was such a dubious milkman tonight, he got 10 phone numbers

by Dubious Milkman November 17, 2004

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Uncle Dimma July 18, 2014

Milkman

It means a man, either a bi or gay man, even straight with a irresistable hunger for other mens sperm. this man will use it in everyway, including eating, drinking, drying and rehydrating and even snorting like narcotics. milk man also begs other men whilst they are drunk or under the fluence of drugs for semen samples

You are such a milkman you f*aggot

by henward December 28, 2005