mikorpian

Rare animal, mostly found in Florida, usually blamed for all sort of outages in electric circuits.

"That fuckin´ mikorpian made my internet crash again."

by bavizzle December 9, 2008

Mikolaj Krolak

An absolute fucking alpha male who gets lots of money and all the bitches

Non Alpha: hey have you seen Mikolaj Krolak
Other Non Alpha:Yeah he’s so hot and sexy i love him

by iLoveMikolaj12412 May 16, 2021

Mikolaj

A Person who is unique and has an amazing personality. Mikolaj can be trusted and his favorite subject is art.

Person #1: Did you see the new kid?
Person #2: Yeah! His name is Mikolaj and he is the Best!

by S0M30NE October 4, 2021

Mikołaj

A rather interesting person. At heart a good friendly person but doesn't come across as such immediately. Seems very fun and outgoing on the outside but is suffering on the inside. Check up on your Mikołaj. They are trying their best.

With their dark and grimm humor they may scare people away at first, but don't judge them on the first impression.
They are usually seen playing video games, most commonly shooter games and battle royals

Person 1: Oh, he had quite the dark humor, damn.
Person 2: Yeah, y'know, he's just a Mikołaj

by Silexa January 23, 2021

Mikorasuiみき

Someone who has transcended life its self and who is so seggsy it attracts all men and women within a 150 mile radius.

Look at Mikorasuiみき over there they are so hot I want them to peg me.

by Beerustard March 12, 2021

mikolaj

A polish prick who over reacts when you do the slightest of things to him, usually born with a natural ghetto booty

"Man that guy is so annoying"

"Yeh, his name is Mikolaj"

by Whatthefrick December 7, 2013

Mikole

When classy meets sassy (or the other way around?). her halo rings are held up by her horns and she ain't scuurrreeddd to have a good time. is friends with Greg and Elani, a bum named matt, and a fly guy drop dead sexy dude named jason which she WISHES she could be as somewhat cool as him. quick to fry somebody people even when its little things like locking yourself out of your car

Mikole is cool.
I wish I was like Mikole.
Mikole is the greatest.
Mikole loves Jason.
Mikole is probably going to read this.
All of the Above

by blackpower123456 February 4, 2009