Bellevue, Michigan

A small village in Eaton county, Its known for its well.... nothing, theres nothing there besides old dicks getting wasted at the bar and smoking a lot of weed, the teenagers are pretty much the same way. They run around doing the most stupid things because well what else is there to do? Heroin has made such a large apperance in bellevue that all the drop out worthless kids just sit at the park smoking weed and then going home and shooting up and acting like a fucking nigger, like seriously all these teenagers think that they are the hardcore motherfuckers but really they are just hopeless wanna bes stuck in a god forsaken town. Our football team always loses but hey atleast we got... NOTHING. But if you wanna party and get wasted then we are the town for you.

Living in the middle of nowhere pretty much sums it up

Bellevue, Michigan

by Pleasehelpme April 7, 2011

welcome to Michigan

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction.

Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

by Kim July 8, 2004

Michigan

One of the 50 states in the united states. Michigan has a lot of tourism, beaches, campgrounds, and they have the Petoskey stone which is a cool rock.

Also theres lots of dramatic weather changes.

Dad: We are going on a trip to michigan kids

Mom: take the jackets and the swim suits, its supposed to be 80 on tuesday, and 43 and rainy on tuesday.

by Ryan B. (Apple Oinker) August 24, 2008

Michigan Bankroll

when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.

"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."

by richbitch313 August 28, 2009

Michigan Guido

A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.

I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.

by dean teh peen January 8, 2009

Michigan Weather

Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.

This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.

by PickNopp October 7, 2013