Fruitport, Michigan

A place where not too much happens. Widely known for their State champion volleyball teams. Rumors spread like wild fire, and everyone knows your business. Most people stay there whole lives if they grew up here. Highlights and events throughout the year include Friday night football, partying, kicking the Lakers asses, and old fashion days.

Fruitport, Michigan is a nice place to raise a family.

by suck mike hawk March 8, 2011

Michigan

The only state where you can hold up your hand, point, and say i live THERE -> because your hand is your map

a state where it can be 30 degrees one day, and 80 degrees the next

resident have there own pick up line, 'Will you hold my map?'

i live in Michigan, it's cold.
'Will you hold my map?' is my favorite pickup line.

by lucky389 November 30, 2011

Michon

A sexy female that is also intelligent. She is know to be fashionable and fun to be around.

Thought to be the perfect type of wife.

Wow, that girl is so fine. She is definitely a Michon

by DiamondLuv March 8, 2010

Rochester Hills, Michigan

Rochester Hills Michigan.. a peaceful little town in south-east Michigan.. Most Teens In this town go to either Rochester High School.. Stoney Creek High School or Rochester Adams High School.. being a mostly Average mid-western White, Republican, Christian town.. consisting of all the social classes from kids living in the TP to kids in the fancy houses on the north side of town.. at times things can get a little awkward.. trouble around Rochester Hills is mainly started by pure boredom.. there are few things to do around Rochester Hills.. the list devised of things to do in Rochester

1. Go to the Village Walton .blvd and Adams .Rd
2. Go Downtown
3. Do drugs

4. Have Sex
5. kill time with self mutilation or yourself with suicide
6. X-BOX video games in general

6 things to do... Pity..

Let's go to Rochester Hills, Michigan I need to be bored!

by Tokin'Owlman November 2, 2010

Michigan flu

When you drink so much you throw up, you have the Michigan flu.

Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.

You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.

by starfish3000 March 7, 2009

Michigan hotdog

When a guy rubs his dick with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has sex with a woman.

"Oh man, my boyfriend gave me a serious Michigan hotdog last night! I can still feel the burn."

by ladypicnic August 23, 2011

Flint, Michigan

Motor City turned into Murder City. Home of homeless drunk folks, thots, and gangsters welcoming meth labs in a abandon home near you.

Jon and his thot was at toys r us in Flint, Michigan shopping for crack until a stranger looked near.. Jon and his thot marched outside after him and shoot 9 rounds hoping to rob for crack.

by MRK2015 April 11, 2016