mertlebron

a little ugly ass faggot turkish kid who sucks at call of duty and acts tough to older people than him. He likes to suck dick in his free time and put huge dicks in his vagina hole. Oh and his mother is retarded and thinks that the police is the answer to everything. FUCK DA POLICE NIGGA!

bcfdfd mertlebron

by micenkdiejj jsdd October 25, 2012

Methlete

A new kind of athlete....but not really.

Just because you ran track back in high school doesnt mean you are an athlete. If you do meth, you are a meth head...now you're a methlete.

by BloodDancer November 27, 2012

meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich)

A lesbian three-way orgy

Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Metten

This is the past tense of the past tense of met

Jack have you metten any girls over the vacation

by ~0~ May 26, 2018

meatlette

Noun; describing a person, typically female, attracted to men considered to be “meatheads”

The girl talking to the guy wearing the affliction t-shirt is definitely a meatlette.

by Bmachine January 19, 2019

metthew elvin

Metthew Elvin is the skinniest uglyiest Mexican you’ll ever meet! His beard looks like someone’s glued turner backy to it and his face is worse then Teresa mays brexit deal! And also sells drugs to kids

his name is metthew Elvin! He sells kids ice cream and lives on Highfield estate!

Areet bob you heard of that kid on the estate?

Aye aye the one with the clap and 2 children? Metthew Elvin?

by Waxa belta January 20, 2019