Maternity Metric System

When a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.

Person A: "Wow, you're pregnant! How far along are you?"
Pregnant chick: "I'm 20 weeks."
Person A: "Oh so 5 months?"
Pregnant chick: "No, 20 weeks. It's the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. But saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people."

by redsparkle1 October 3, 2011

METRIC

A female of gargantuan size.

A metric can normally be spotted in the south east of England and is often mistaken for a Land Rover Discovery.

Originates from the term “Metric tonne”

“She’s a bit of a metric”
“I know I’m looking at metric but I’m not sure which part of it I'm seeing”
“Ed saw metric and got an erection”

by Dr. Leeroy Funkhauser April 17, 2006

metric shitload

The huge amount of work involved in an econometrics major.

Ive got to knock over a metrics shitload tonight.

by Diego September 28, 2003

The Metric System

Communist bullshit

I asked for directions in France and some frog sonuvabith told me to go 3 kill-o-meeters, I can't believe those commie bastards actually use The Metric System over there.

by Lt_Allah June 18, 2017

metric mile

5280 meters.

There are 7.99 metric miles in a marathon.

by @The_Jew February 12, 2010

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.

dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003