Merrill, WI

A city filled with rednecks, factories, parks, and sub-standard schooling.

Guy #1: Who's Shakespeare?
Guy #2: You're from Merrill, WI aren't you?

by Jkleinhatesmerrill April 21, 2009

Merrill

A city with a population of 10,000 in central Wisconsin, Merrill is analogous to Meth Capital of the World. People who produce and deal Meth in Merrill are known to get off with no jail time. There are many people in Merrill who walk around with no faces because they have been burned off from using Meth. That's why Merrill is a good place for people who are running from the law or under the Government witness protection program to move to. They can do Meth, lose their identity and never be caught!

Hey, I'm from Merrill!

Holy shitballs! I robbed a bank and I am on the run from the law. I think I will move to Merrill where Meth is in abundance and lose my face.

by Bluejaynow October 1, 2008

lemon meringue

When a guy is fucking someone, comes inside them, stays in until he gets soft, and then pees in them.

Man, he was so drunk when we were doin' it last night, total lemon meringue before I could roll him off of me!

by mochakitty May 23, 2004

mermin

a negative term; used for someone you do not like

jeff: hey! did you see the kid at the pep rally?
ryan: ugh yes, he is such a mermin!
jeff: got that right

by lexinook December 23, 2007

mernin

A. Quicker way of wishing one good morning.

B. Greeting used to start the day when one is not awake enough to say the entire phrase.

First man: well look who finally woke up, good morning!

Second man: mernin

by Damo Cad February 13, 2019

Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004