Mermosa

A Mermosa is a mixed drink including champaigne (preferably cooks cheap champaigne), and orange juice.

"What are you drinking?"
"A Mermosa"

by LittLExONex July 19, 2004

Merdocked

To be decimated; To be destroyed mentally, physically, and emotionally

Adam: "Hey man did you catch the UFC fight Santos vs Carwin?"

Jack: "Yeah, Carwin got merdocked."

by Jack N Adam Productions October 6, 2011

Neck Merp

The act of giving a person a hickey. To merp the neck of a significant other.

Whoa, Anna, where'd you get that huuge neck merp?

by Renaandyson June 21, 2012

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Merovingian

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.

"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

mepopo

A nerd who frequently visits #dbzsc on irc.otaku-chat.com. He will never get laid by a woman, but people frequently violate his asshole.

Me and mepopo just had some good old fasioned butt secks!

by Tao_master January 1, 2004

merp

a simple word with many uses. It can either mean something good or bad when used in the context of a sentence.

"I love you so much, you are so merpy"

"I am in such a bad mood, what a merp day"

"You are the love of my life"

"Merp!"

by DevsPeanut July 21, 2012