Merken

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

Man Meringue

The meringue like residue left on the front of a man's undies after spermal seepage.

Jesus! I'm going to have to tie a knot in my nob. I've got man meringue all over me bills.

by Dannymc December 24, 2007

Meringful

To be the opposite of suicidal

Grant: you look meringful today.
Bobby: it’s because I left my wife and kids.
Grant:nice

by Sinclair01 January 24, 2019

mering it up

To study excessivly, especially when said sutdying is being forced on the student. Usually used by the student to show contempt for their lame-ass classes.

guy: Do you want to catch a movie with me?
girl: Sorry, I'm busy mering it up right now, I have a paper due tomorrow.

by purplepanda May 25, 2007

Merfkin

a pubic wig.

Amelia: That burger tasted like pubes!

Fred: That wasn't a burger that was my merfkin!!!

by BrosephGoebels September 6, 2010

merrineum

The days between the butthole of xmas and the junk of new year.

(Mer-uh-nee-uh-m)
merry perineum

“You free for a coffee any time around the holidays?”
“I can spare a couple of hours in the merrineum”.

Because of the boxing day sales, bargain hunting is popular in the merrineum.

After the family xmas get-together, Sarah decided to spend the merrineum visiting friends.

Merrineal:...of ,or pertaining to, the merrineum.

by Hairyyahoo December 15, 2017

Mercina

A stronger word than amazing, will do anything for you. Is gorgous, cute, beautiful; and extremely talented.

Yeah, she’s not amazing. She’s mercina.

by angelcatt January 29, 2019