A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
by SoAS February 2, 2014
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Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.
Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.
Known mostly for Aunt Charlotte's, the best chocolate and candy store ever. Host to Philly Fruit, also in the town center, which is your typical small town grocery store.
Has a bank and a church on every corner. M-ville is also complete with a historical society, shade tree commission and 50 cops; two for each adolescent roaming the streets.
by A Grant January 27, 2007
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However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."
However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."
I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.
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