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Mexican Rebuild

The engine of a car or truck that has been outfitted with chrome parts for cosmetic purposes. No actual performance improvements or re-building of critical enigne components takes place.
That truck may look pretty sweet, but it runs for shit. I gave it a test drive, and it's nothing but a Mexican rebuild.
by BlackJacques Shellac December 23, 2009
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Mexicanus Erectus

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."
by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011
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Mexican Pinata Stuffer

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.
by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.
Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!
by mrlock March 27, 2009
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Mexican Scorpion

A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.
Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.
by Sir Jenkins Jeffers January 13, 2013
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Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.
Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce
by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014
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Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex
Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool
by 44Juliet January 14, 2015
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