Mence

Short form or slang for 'Mental'

'This black blade right here is mence, it's not just drink that will damage your liver ' - Box12

by Y.BrixtonFrog May 10, 2018

Marcel

Marcel-a French name normaly used for men.
In this case my man!

Marcel is a sweet and kind person somebody whos there to love you till the end of time somebody who will hold u when your sad and sing to you wen your sleepy

Traits to suscrib this beautifull beast of a man are-
Sexy

Stroung

Careing
Sweet
Tall
Loving
Handsom
Adorable

Cute
Funny
Nice
Friendly
And smart

If you have a marcel in your life hold on to him tight because if hes anything like my marcel you'll never EVER wanna let him go-mobile titties

Mikaela-just saw marcel in the hall way he gave me a kiss and told me i look beautifull

Jackie-marcels a brilliant guy your ever so lucky

Jayson-yes marcels defanetly loves u mikaela

by Wolfinsunglasses September 6, 2013

merced

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

by mr. merc your ass October 12, 2007

Merced

Land of the Doint, Dointest, A place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. The landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as Sandy Mush. Other then the Incomplete Uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. Only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.

"Last time I woke up in merced i thought I was still dreaming"

"Don't take acid just go to merced"

by mercedkilla September 21, 2011

Mercedes Benz

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

by Alpha79 May 28, 2011

Merced

the backwater town of California, and the only city that has a UC and can still boast that citizens can go anywhere in town and know at least ten people there. Filled with baby boomers whose own parents are from the hick parts of the east coast, the schools may be filled to the brim, but do not be fooled: if there ever was a cliche "country" town in california, this is it.

"You know, when you're drunk you kind of have a Southern accent."

"Well, I'm from Merced."

"Oh. That makes sense, then."

by Rose Saratoga April 3, 2009

Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020