That's the Mayor's Balls!

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.

Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

by WalkingLiability March 07, 2024

Super Mayor

A title self-declared by Tiffany Henyard to describe her successful term as mayor of the suburban village of Dolton, Illinois.

"My water bill is too high and my small business is sinking" - helpless civilian
"Don't Worry, I, your Super Mayor, will lower future bills and keep small businesses afloat!" - Tiffany Henyard

by tiffanyhenyard#1fan March 26, 2024

singing a duet with the mayor

To miss a person real or fictional

"I miss them so much I'm singing a duet with the mayor!"

by Dale Horgan September 03, 2021

Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything

woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!

by Moonie, the moonpie September 29, 2020

Mayor of Yappsville

When one talks so much they become the mayor of yappsville.

"Oh brother... I guess we found the mayor of yappsville.

by armymoastaynetzien November 02, 2023

Meet The Mayor

Buying or getting weed.

I'll meet the mayor later tonight.

by Steve Eddy March 29, 2012

Chicago Mayor

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

by Hym Iam February 08, 2024