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Mayo

Mayo is the seed of all universal creation. He is a true Diety who rules over the cosmos with his black belt in one hand and a piece of paper in another. He is often seen in the human world however spectating the world from a human perspective. He resides at a school and is often seen conjuring godly magic as seen from by other students. For example, walking around in circles singing the brown hymns. Eating paper in the name of the Brown Gods. And most importantly likes licking people to taste how pure is their soul. Apart from that he lives a regular life like another young alpha male, banging chicks and getting dosh behind The Shed.
Mr Walker (Teacher): Mayo, could you please hand in your work for today?

Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
by AngryAsian212 January 15, 2022
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mayomaniac

Hey did you hear that Hannah is obsessed with mayo. She is totally a mayomaniac.
by lol6969420 February 24, 2022
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Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.
Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.
by 1 Deleted Account January 6, 2023
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Lemon Mayo

A famous hashtag in which a British kid doesn't know how to say LMAO correctly.
One does not question what Lemon Mayo is, they accept it #LemonMayo
by ItsKingNando April 26, 2015
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lol mayo

A word used to describe something funny. It is a derivative of the classic LMAO (which is where its name comes from) but used instead because why the HELL'man' not
Jesus: Ouch I just hit my head..
Disciples in unison: Lol mayo
by BugonnieZonda88 November 1, 2017
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Feo Mayo

Have you heard Feo Mayos new song
by Feo Mayo October 7, 2021
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enjoy the mayo

non-Chinese fans think Luhan's first line in History, "ganjue de meiyou" sounds like "enjoy the mayo"

Bishes, let's enjoy our fucken mayo.

Calling all chogiwa mofos.
"Chogiwa! "
"Enjoy the Mayo! "
by asstaethicc October 6, 2017
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