Banana mayonnaise

The sexual act of shoving a mayonnaise covered banana into your parters arse

"Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."

by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020

Voodoo mayonnaise

Semen

Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.

by mikeyviking May 2, 2023

Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet

Literally the best pair of people ever. It doesn’t matter how many times these friends fight, they always find their way back to each other. Pretty much sisters. Ariella lives in Florida, Ava in Texas, yet they still stay bests of friends, even if a Lucy tries to separate them, she fails. Ariella is boy crazy, Ava is failing every-class, they are both incredibly dirty minded, and known each-other since kinder garden. They both went Lakewood and were called “catladies.” Everyone thought, knew, they were the best friends in the whole school and still are to this day. One day the will shift together Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet will fairy, look it up people. Make sure you find you Ava Villarreal or your Ariella maysonet, or there’s no point in living. (:

Daniel: I’m getting both Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet chi alter for valentines day
Gage: you better, they come as a pair.
Ava Villarreal and Ariella Maysonet: Yep 🥱🙄😒🤚

by Ava Villarreal 😒 March 26, 2021

Marconed

to own, or show power over someone by using ones penis, and whipping it against ones face as means of punishment.

("M" is always capitalized)

Hey Glen, you just got Marconed

by John Mill March 27, 2008

Mayonnaise

A pale white person who is bad at everything in life

Man dat dude is some mayonnaise

by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX May 7, 2017

Mayonnaise

It has many humurous meanings.
-- Semen
-- Black Mans Kryptonite
-- Stuff that goes on your ham sandwich
-- What white boys think is cool.

-- Yo man, i covered that hoe in mayonnaise.
-- Yo foo', i cant eat that whack mayonnaise shit.
-- Check out the white liquid on that there ham suckaz.
-- Hey man, check out my hardcore mayonnaise.

by Mayonnaise Tastes Like Purple November 29, 2004

Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.

Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008