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maximilian

Another word for cunt or dick.

Do avoid
Avoid that Maximilian, he's such a dick
by Dheh February 24, 2019
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Maximillian

Little bitch who loves playing Lego Star Wars, and gets annoyed by the smallest things
Look at that emo kid Maximillian
by Cool man and guy 69 April 21, 2020
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Maximilian

Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.

Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.

The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.

Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.

He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.

Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.

The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.

This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."

Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."

Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.

Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
by TOPYFLOPY October 17, 2010
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maximillian john

a hott sexy piece of ass who has a nice dick
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!! back off bicthes
Maximillian John and meghann are so cute together.
Maximillian John is mine and lizzi's daddy.
Maxmillian John is so hott!
by krissy September 29, 2003
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Maximilian

A person who usually gets on their peoples nerves. He is usually found playing Xbox with his friends and avoiding all contact with other humans
Person 1: let's go do something with Maximilian

Person 2: year but he probably can't go

Person 1: I'll still ask...
Maximilian: Sah, I can't go
by NAHS lyfe August 4, 2016
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Manimal

Take shits with the door open, talks about pussy and eats steak with their bare hands. All of these can be performed separately or in unison. Often can be found wandering in the middle of the night, barefoot and shirtless, bloody (either their own or something elses) in search of tobacco, food, and alcohol. Manimals have been known to assemble in great herds.
While at a family BBQ, if you reach over the grill and grab your steak with your bare hands, while its dripping blood, not even the slightest bit cooked, and devour it with no second thought you my friend, are a manimal.
by hammerhelper July 22, 2009
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manimal

A cross between a wild and crazy, SEXY beast and a male humanoid. Must be overly tall, have long toes, an extremely deep dominating tone of voice, blue eyes, and in some cases, refers to the word "cocksmile" or "douchenozzle" during gameplay (preferably cs).
GET IN TOUCH WITH ME! i will be around tomorrow, ive taken care of all my shite so im a free manimal for a while!
--B4ST4RDZ3RO
by wiCkEd eEv January 26, 2003
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