matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.

Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!

by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022

general mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it.

That general mattis is a fuckin bull dog.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

matty birt

Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.

Qwoar this lad looks like a Matty Birt!

by Altrib September 8, 2022

matty baka

the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩

omg you’re a matty baka!? can i birth all 220 of your kids!?

by mattybaka November 1, 2021

Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass

Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021