Matt 

A boy who can get crossed up in basketball and he's pale.

Look at the kid over there playing ball he's getting dubbed he must be a matt.

Matt by Redslicker88 December 4, 2016

Matt 

A charming young man, who is always there for you. He is one of those people where you help them out and they'll help you back. Matt is the kind of guy who is mature and sweet at heart, he's best mates with his friends. Any girl would be lucky to date Matt.

Person 1: Hey who's that?
Person 2: Him? That's my mate Matt
Person 1: Is he nice?
Person 2: Hell yea, he's the best person you'll ever meet.

Matt by BrightEyed March 17, 2013

matt 

Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!

matt is sexy

matt by Deirdre Orneles March 8, 2009

Matt 

He is an incredibly lovable person and will make you very happy. His smile is captivating and can light up a room. This is a very trustable guy who will never hurt you. Sometimes immature but putting up with It is worth it in the long run. If you ever date one , hold on and never let go. Matt will do anything and everything to make his girl happy in addition to loving her unconditionally.

Girl: My boyfriend Matt is too perfect

Matt by blondie21 January 4, 2013

Matt 

A big dude. Matt has a dick that is about as tall as mount Everest, and it has the ability to tear 8 asses in one night. This guy goes straight into the pussy because he sucks at foreplay, and he is too cheap to go and get some lube. This results in the pussy being dry, crispy, and juiceless. It just ends up feeling like a cut being split open! Making out with him feels like a small baby fish being shoved into your mouth. Matts are nice in person, but once they go online they become little pervs.

Matt: Hey bro
Lucy: Hey
Matt: I'm gonna stick it in
Lucy: Ouch

Matt by Dongmom February 25, 2017

Matt 

A gremlin like creature that makes a squealing noise when poked and loves alcohol. The creature is a keen sportsmen and usually specialises in womens sports such as hockey

Wow look at him squeal... he's such a matt

Hes a fantastic hockey player!! What a matt!!!

Matt by Rugbyplayer October 22, 2011

Matt 

A dude's name. Doesn't know how to crump, but still judges you. Wishes he was a sex god. He will babysit your computer for you.

There's Matt, what a basic bitch

Matt by whales55555 September 8, 2014