Matt is the kind of guy who as a wonderful girl friend. However, when she goes off to college he gets with as many girls as he can. in other words a complete jerk! who doesnt deserve to have a girl friend or get any at all!
Person #1.)hey have you seen matt?
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.
Person #2.) Nah man, hes probably cheating on his amazing girlfriend with some sophmores.
by Mathew Perryman May 21, 2008
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Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
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Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt
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