Mattsine

A perfect couple you get when you mix the names Matthew and Ernestine.

Matthew + Ernestine = Mattsine

by ayeegirrl April 22, 2013

Mattshea

-A popular gameplay/vlog channel on YouTube
-First video was a stop-motion clay animation (31.5.2010.)
-Has 1 410 000 Subscribers
-His real name is Matthew Shea
-Joined YouTube 2. 11. 2008
-He is funny
-likes to eat "trash plants" ;)

I love Mattshea cuz´ of his comedy.

by Lavodan December 14, 2016

Mattsch-kabob

1 guy sits on hard dick then second guy gets hard and continually stacks more people until it looks like a human kabob

Omg look at that awesome mattsch-kabob.

Or

"Omg Aaron, should complete this mattsch-kabob with 4 other men"

by Alizabethkaydence April 19, 2018

Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!

by grimtraveller June 8, 2018

Mattsplaining

When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.

"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."

Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."

"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."

by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020

matis

sux

matis sux

by matissux April 22, 2021

mattsuckz

A very good friend who i met on tiktok and they are very cool *also like the name *

Mattsuckz is a big simp

by Tordshoe July 24, 2021