matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.

Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).

by edrop November 21, 2021

matilda

an amazing cool vibey kinda quirky person
seems like a bitch and intimidating but is actually so nice and friendly

people hate her cause they ain’t her
hated by philippas

guys we should try be friends with matilda i think she’s actually nice she’s cool as well

by matty for life August 24, 2021

matilda

a girl that is just really cool and funny and attractive but humble too, she always shares her food and lets you borrow her things, but try not get on her bad side.

i have the biggest crush on matilda

by purpleox November 24, 2021

Matilda

A girl who is extremely passionate about climate change. and will probably attack at you if you tell her that climate change is a scam. She is also smart and talkative.
has blue eyes and brown hair.

please recycle

Matilda is awesome!

by bee3285-03 August 9, 2021

Matilda Hedgehog

Basically the Matilda 3, but with 7 rockets at the back for anti-tank purposes. There were a few of them built and they were used by Australia.

Tamey: I think the British Matilda is da best!11!!
Aero: Honestly, I like the Matilda Hedgehog more.

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 26, 2023

Matilda

She is kind,caring, beautiful but annoying at times but she is always there for you. Her smile always brightens up your day. She is lazy at times but has a good figure. She can be sensitive and cares about people and her family a lot. Loves to spend family time. She is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy and her laugh is cute. If you have a friend named Matilda keap her. She is not a girly girl but loves to do her makeup. Love her with all your heart.❤

Is that Matilda

Yeah you can tell by her smile

by Bailey jade bestie June 5, 2020

matilda

matlda i s a angy bid that wite

Duh. This is clearly satire, you potato. I clearly wouldnt offend matilda like that, misspelling her name.

by Omskmapping August 10, 2022