mathematics

the most disgusting, useless, absolutely horrific subject ever made. i would rather lick a cows freshly shitty ass then do this.

person 1: dude we have math period now!
person 2: *leaves

person 1: dude where you going?
person 2: to lick a cows ass then do mathematics

by your daddy truely May 5, 2022

Mathematical physics

1. A religion designed for people who think they can see the universe through God's eyes.

2. Religion that uses extensive bogus claims of unseen happenings rivaling Christianity.

1. Since Hawking studies mathematical physics, it means he wanted to see the universe through the eyes of God, so God paralyzed his ass.

2. Never seen dark matter? Never seen water turn to wine? Same difference.

by Jefferoo September 23, 2012

mathematician

the ultimate form of satan.

a mathematician ruined my life.

by Haschwalth June 11, 2016

todays mathematics

It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.

Yo bro. What are todays mathematics looking like?

by ButtaBiscuit June 4, 2022

Alphabetic Mathematics

The act of combining words to form new words that seem to combine to of the definitions.

fucktard is an example of Alphabetic Mathematics

by Kaiser Tyan September 25, 2005

Mathamatize

When you can’t remember the word

“ calculate “.

Shawn had mathamatized the hours of sleep he had last night.

by Frozone_04 November 20, 2023

Mathmatize

Changing a math problem to be overly complex or not complex enough

Guys let's not over mathmatize this!

by Marett's Definitions Writer August 25, 2025