matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

match collector

someone who collects dating app matches for the sake of boosting their ego

Me: I matched with ihateblonde but she'd rather promote her instagram than go on a date.
You: she is obviously a match collector

by bladewarrior69 April 30, 2016

Hey Mitchy

"Hey Mitchy" is called out when performing an action whilst looking away from the said action. It is a quote used to express confidence that what the participant is about to do can be done without looking.

During a game of pool Brittany lined up her shot, turned her head and said "Hey Mitchy" just before succesfully sinking the winner.

by Mitchos de Bitchos July 25, 2009

Kissy Match

A romantic couple.

Congrats to Keith and Kathleen on their new kissy match.

by TigerToe November 2, 2014

ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Matchbox 20

A popular alt-rock band with insiteful lyrics on many subjects.
<i>Yourself or Someone Like You</i>1996
<i>Mad Season</i> 2000
<i>More The You Think You Are</i> 2002

Matchbox 20 is known for hits such as "Real World", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell."

by JacoLnternSymtom November 5, 2003

bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

by Jon Ace January 3, 2007