Being completely faithful to one's masturbation, not by choice, but by circumstance. Used in place of "celibate" for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.
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Jimmy could not convince his girlfriend to give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a masturkin.
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Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?
Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!
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Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!
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1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
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It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
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