Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

Matticus

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.

Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.

by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

Mystica

A fineass female with a nice ass , loves cookies, sex in the rain ,dogs, and she one not to mess with. Mystica will blow your mind but watch dont get on bad side. Likes party and dance amazingly beautiful and sexy

"It no party like a mystica party , sex, big booty, drinking, and lots of fun

by Ethan2443 January 13, 2019

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you get an asthma attack

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016