Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

Mayonnaids

When you eat spoiled mayonnaise and get food poisoning, commonly referred to as mayonnaids.

A Combination of the Words Mayonnaise and Aids. Not to be confused with mayonaids.

Symptoms and/or side effects of mayonnaids may include (but are not limited to): constant vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting, nausea, headache, bloating, bad gas, fever, bad breath (unrelated to vomiting), vertigo, weak muscles, fear of mayonnaise, general gastrointestinal dysfunction, shivering and/or sweating profusely, uncontrollable flatulence. In some cases, mayonnaids can be confused with the flu, and victims of mayonnaids may develop a watered-down version of the swine flu swagger.

"Dude, I had some subway last night and I think the mayo was rancid, 'cause this morning when I woke up I had a terrible case of mayonnaids; I must've puked my guts out a dozen times at least, and that was before I managed to reach the bathroom.

by friggsy August 20, 2019

Mayonade

One parts mayonnaise to six parts sparkling water, stir well and serve with ice.

There's nothing like a cold glass of mayonade on a hot Summer day. Aaaaaaahhhh thats good.

by Hundingsbana February 5, 2021

apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

by X3n7 April 17, 2015

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp August 16, 2015

Hymen Mayonnaise

The act of breaking a girls hymen while simultaneously giving her a creampie

"I heard you gave Rebecca some Hymen Mayonnaise last night"

by TheDiddlerXIII January 22, 2016