Mailbox

Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam

You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?

by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023

Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku

someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle

by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Mailbox

Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku

Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy

by Mailbox#0002 December 20, 2022

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023

Mc Mailbox

When you put a McChicken from McDonald’s in someone’s mailbox with malicious intent. Originated from the idea of doing it to a person who a friend and I disliked.

“Hey man I totally Mc Mailboxed Connor the other night I wonder what his reaction was.”

by Andrew Christmas December 13, 2023

Paint Your Mailbox

To nut in someone

To creampie someone

Hey girl, lemme paint your mailbox tonight

Can you believe Sam let him paint his mailbox on the first date?

by ButtSox August 1, 2022