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La madonna c'ha la fava 

Italian people use to say La madonna c'ha la fava when they are surprise
La madonna c'ha la fava ho trovato 5 euro

wow i found 5 euros

Birthing Madonna's children 

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.
Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.
Birthing Madonna's children by B:ss February 14, 2010

Lady Madonna

Noun.

A female who conceives and births many children without the ability to pay for or properly care for the children. Typically lower-class women under the poverty line.

The term originated from a song by The Beatles of the same name.
That Octomom woman with the 8 kids is a real Lady Madonna.
Lady Madonna by Mr. Tamborine Man October 20, 2010

haqq al madonna 

Used as an expression to show anger, usually when something bad happens, or in a fight OR when surprised. Literally translated it means "Fuck the Virgin Mary" and is used alot in the maltese language.
i) You're walking on Sliema front relaxx and you step in a pile of dog shit: "haqq al madonna min iz- zobb foxx il- liba ommu halla l kelb jahra hawn??" - "Fuck the Virgin Mary who the penis fuck his sperm mother let his dog shit here??"
ii) You see an old woman get hit by an angry Arriva driver: "Il haqq al madonna kif tajjarha!" - "Fuck the Virgin mary how he sent her flying!"
haqq al madonna by Tikiiiii October 18, 2011

mannaggia alla madonna 

This is a typical italian exclamation used when people are surprised, angry, scaried, and similiar.
Mannaggia alla madonna, mi hai fatto cagare sotto!
Damn, man, you scared me!

Quella zoccola mi ha messo 5 emmezzo, mannaggia alla madonna
The teacher gave me a grade that isn't a passing grade and I'm a bit upset

pre madonna 

Misspelling of the words "Prima donna"
Usually from a result of being confused with the singer Madonna and how well she fits the meaning of the term.
Donna "jeez look at that little tart, she's such a pre madonna"
Sam "You mean 'prima donna', she's not a singer"
Donna "But doesn't the term come FROM the singer?"
Sam (Shakes head)
pre madonna by Randomuniquename December 26, 2008