Trash Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.

“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “

“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”

by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018

Ida Mufferbids

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.

“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”

“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”

“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark August 1, 2006

muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!

"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."

by silkpouch September 26, 2007

half muff

Lazy grooming, of the pubic region, resulting in a partial trimmed bush.

My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.

by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011