anal muff

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.
"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."
by gj6kings November 15, 2005
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Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.
"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."
by The McFreudian Elbow August 05, 2015
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stuff that muff

The act of stuffing your man meat into a girl’s taco.
“Hey man, did you stuff that muff last night?”

Hell yeah man, I stuffed all that muff
by 420blaze69 March 09, 2018
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Muff Mask

A muff mask is the name for a beard that was buried in a pussy long enough to retain the scent of said pussy.
Please remove the muff mask, Sal. It's almost time for supper.
by NIGHTEAGLE11 June 23, 2022
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Muff Mask

Similar to a teabag, it's when a girl opens up here vag and places it on somebody's face, specifically their mouth.
Chris got muff masked while he was sleeping last night.
by Muff Mask Man June 03, 2007
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Muff Pipe

A smoking pipe made out of wood, usually hand made and may be whittled.

Muff pipes are just the bowl with a hole in one side leading to the chamber. there is a choke on one side of the hole but due to its position and the make-up of the pipe it doesnt do anything.
You usually get scooby snacks in your mouth when using a muff pipe
Every time we smoked Trent's muff pipe, we got burnt weed in our mouths but still managed to use it for years to come.
by Take-One March 20, 2012
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Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina
"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"
by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006
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